So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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(via glorfindely)

life goals

Poison

thedarkside000:

I wanna love you but I better not touch.
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop.
I wanna kiss you but I want it too much.
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous poison.

Alice Cooper - Poison

(Source: a-broken-dawn, via metalnshit)

ianmckellens:

Fitness Tip: When working out, don’t measure your success by how much weight you lose. Measure your success by whether or not you would survive being a member of the Fellowship.

(via thoriny)